MNKM

It is a incidence which took place over 5000000000 minutes ago or may be more than that(my maths is too weak).
It was sunday or may be monday( again my memory is bad too).The clock’s sticks were showing 12 at midnight.
Suddenly I heard lightening sound in my ears.I woke up in hurry and opened my room’s window.I felt the cool
breeze blowing all over the clouds & suddenly saw a spacecraft advancing towards me.I was totally scared & thought
“What the hell is going on and why this spacecraft  has got only my place to land?”.But suddenly I saw a immensely
powerful light coming out from the opening a gate and saw a beautiful face which had completely glued my eyes over
it.I was amazed that”Does aliens look so beautiful like this?”I rubbed my eyes and pinched myself to get out of the dream.
But it all was truth.I asked to him”Who are you?”He replied “I am God”.
ME: “What rubbish?You are God?”
GOD: “Yes I am God my child”
ME: : “Ok.If you are God then let me believe .Give me the proof”
GOD: “Hmm..Let me explain.Yesterday you were remembering me.You were confused about what talent you have”
ME: “Yeah..but how could you know”
GOD: “Stupid ,because i am God.Can’t you understand?”
ME: “Oh yes.Please forgive me for such stupid Questions.”
GOD: “Ok my son”.
ME: “Wait ..Let me correct you.I am your daughter not son”. 😛
GOD: “Hahaha..Ya ya ok my daughter”.
ME: “So you came to make wish true..Cho Chweet of you”.
GOD: “Yes thanks and yeah I came here for same”
ME: “So remove my confusion”
GOD: “Ok”.
He took out a small lappy from his carry bag & tried to find something”.
ME:”God! You also use laptops.Great.”
GOD:”Why not?If my creations are using it then  why not me?”
ME:”Yeah ..You are right.Well what are you trying to find?”
GOD:”Well I am opening the application software-MNKM”
ME: “MNKM??Whats that?”
GOD:”It is Manviya Nipunta Khoj Mandal-a talent providing application program”
ME: “Hehehe..Well i wish we human bieng should also creat such software”
GOD: “Hmm..Well tell me your name.I have to give entry in it.”
ME: “Ok ..My name is Vishakha Thakur”
GOD: “Occupation?”
ME: “Unemployed till now.Well I am a student”
GOD: “Ok .I will sujgest  you some talents name.You decide in which one you want to go through”
ME: “haha..Your software seems to be counceller”
GOD: “Shut up your mouth and start answering my question”
ME: “Ok Ok..Sorry.Don’t get angry. ”
GOD: “Would you like to be dancer?”
ME: “Nopes I don’t like it much.”
GOD: “What about Painting?”
ME:” No way..I try to make something and finally make something else”
GOD:”Hahaha..Ok Ok .Hows singing?”
ME: “Singing? I don’t want to be another Himesh Reshamiya” 😛
GOD: (scratching head) “Actress?No no better to choose another option”
ME: “Actress..Oh yes yes why not.It needs a mirror cracking personality & you know one day
when I was standing in front of mirror ,it got cracked”
GOD: (Murmuring) “Ya only mirror knows the reason why it got cracked”.
ME:”What?What did you said?Please repeat.”
GOD:”No nothing my child.Its vacancy is full so better to choose another”
ME: “Ok”
GOD: “well what about sports?”
ME: “Next.”
GOD: (Frustrated) “Then what the hell do you want?My all options are over now.”
ME : “See You also getting frustrated na.Thats why i was also confused at that day.Tell me God
will my wish forever be incomplete?”
GOD :”Nopes.you think in which you are good”
After thinking for a while I said.
ME:”Well..Hmm I am very good at speaking and thinking nonsense & craps but its not a talent I think so.”
GOD: “No way.It also a rare talent my daughter..Just explore your talent ‘Crapology’ ”
ME: “Crapology..Amazing name ”
GOD: “Yes I know..Now I am going bye”
ME: (Shouting) “Goddddd”
GOD: “Whattt?”
ME:”Give me the power to explore this crapology”
GOD:”Oh Sorry! TATHAASTOO”
ME: “thanks God.”
Finally the whole things got vanished in front of my eyes and one day the founder of ‘Crapology’ came into
existence,that is me..Get ready to be bored. 😛

PS: Longest post of my blog.
PS: I know its boring but its My favourite work of fiction uptil now according to me.
PS: Wishing that slumdog millioniare get oscar.Twisted my fingers.
PS: Republic Day is coming yippy.Happy republic day in advance.India Rocks.                                                                                       
PS: SONG OF THE DAY : humsafar hai  – Dil kabaddi by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan..